Through no fault of our own, we found ourselves in possession of a free copy of Bill "-6%!" O'Reilly's indefensible 2001 hardback, The No Spin Zone. Central Texas resident and Epinions.com user "grandgram" has described her own autographed copy as having only one drawback: "[n]ot long enough".
It's been sitting on the counter for a week, now, and frankly, I'm sick of looking at his face. We put the question to you, then: whatever shall we do with it?